Beautiful 

Making me look beautiful
Is like
Putting lipstick on a pig: 

Rouging up something
Fat and hairy,
While listening to
Its incessant squealing; 

Brushing out its
Coarse coat
Of bristles
And tying ribbons
Around its thick neck. 

And no runt am I,
Plump and portly:
A prize,
At over 200 lbs. 

I am porcine, not porcelain. 

No one wants to
Bring home this bacon,
Sweet and juicy
Though I am, 

All pink snout and
Raw skin,
Heavy with blood. 

You have audacity,
And I, depravity.
But I have teeth like yours. 

I am mud-slick and
Insatiable in
My cannibalistic troughing. 

Come near me and I will eat you alive. 

Sex me up and 

I’ll tramp you to death
With cloven foot—
I know men too
Fond of pigtails. 

Gilt or sow,
They’ll porker,
But criticize me
When I’m hogging. 

I feel it too—
This unnatural desire
To boil and shave myself
For your consumption; 

To bind myself tightly
In my own intestines,
My own skin,
Encased with entrails. 

Fear you my arms?
These fat, sausage links
Lined with dark hair,
Bigger than your own? 

You’d rather that stock
Was lent to my hams,
A roast pig rump,
Or to sow’s udders. 

Judge the space between my legs;
Is it wide enough, or too closed off? 

Oh, I am a show-pig indeed. 

Calculate the circumference
Of my calves, and the
Angle set off by my high heels
To steady these ham hocks. 

I’d put vaseline on my teeth,
Were it not for the fact my
Tusks would show—
Beware I gore you.
I’ll keep my mouth closed. 

Beautified. 

A vile phrase this is, vile phrase.
Waste not your pearls on me,
Some bi-dyke, mannish woman. 

I have been raised unjust
As a daughter.
I have been g/razed to prepare
For my slaughter. 

This is not a pity poem,
It’s a warning.
For men, and for me:
Eye ham more. 

L. Cannon is a 20 year old, queer poet from Canton, Georgia. She currently studies literature and linguistics, and has a passion for the classics. In addition to writing, Lane also narrates audiobooks and has illustrated a book of children's poetry. Their work has also been published in Vantage Point.

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